Absurd Religious Web Page: http://www.freezone.co.uk/bc1/proof.htm

Airline with Hot Stewardesses: SAS

American Expression: Wicked Pissah

Band That Went Nowhere: Laughing Colors

Bar with No Cover Charge: Armadillos (Annapolis, Maryland)

Big Mac Based Currency Converter: http://www.oanda.com/products/bigmac/bigmac.shtml

Beer: Bass Ale

Bushism: Expectations...

Cell Component: Golgi Apparatus

Character in a Movie: Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride)

Character on a TV Program: Major Briggs (Twin Peaks)

Chord: D#sus2 (VI)

City with an Abundance of Hot Chicks: Tallinn (Estonia)

City with a Paucity of Hot Chicks: Boston (USA)

Color: Black

Computer Game: Civilization II

Country: Liechtenstein

Currency: Vietnamese Dong

Cute Word for a Penis: Snopp

Department at Boston University: Humanities and Rhetoric

Designer Clothes: Friday

Fatal Condition: Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis (head spontaneously explodes)

Finno-Ugric Language: Ostyak

Grain: Amaranth

Guitar: Squire Bullet

Guitarist: Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth)

HTML Command: blink

Human Feature: Eyes

Invertebrate: Rock Lobster

Island: Jan Mayen

Kevin Spacey Role: Keyser Soze

Letter: Å

Palindrome: Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas

Pancake Syrup: Mrs. Butterworth's

Pentecostal Denomination: The National Gay Pentecostal Alliance

Place to Drink a Beer: The Rynek (Wroclaw, Poland)

Place to See Drunken Bartenders: Washington Street Pub (St. Michaels, Maryland)

Place within 5 Miles of the US Border: Ostrov Ratmanova (Russia)

Place within 55 Miles of the US Border: Virgin Islands (UK)

Place within 555 Miles of the US Border: Miquelon (France)

Poem: Auto-Beatnik Poem No. 41: Insects

Radio Station: RMF-FM

Ralph Macchio Role: Eugene Martone

Santana Song: Corazon Esplanado

Song: The Rain Song (Led Zeppelin)

Time of Day: 21:53:16

Time of Year: 11-25 September

UN Member State Prior to 1990: Guinea-Bissau

Van Halen Album: Van Halen II

Word (English): Cool

Word (Polish): Pijany

Word (Swedish): Fittstim