You might be an Eldar Exarch if...
...Daemonettes of Slaanesh are invading your craftworld, consuming spirit stones left and right, and your first thought is that you now have a chance to test that new Power Sword - YAY!
...You collect non-pointed ears on a necklace, and your bunk-mate wishes you'd put them away.
...You're the one who goes to wine-tasting parties and, instead of getting plastered, you sit quietly, considering who you might be able to pick a fight with...
...Your armor has dozens of little voices telling you to clean that Ork Blood off your face.
...Having the very essence of your being consumed in order to give life to a Towering, molten-blooded killing machine sounds really GREAT, and you find yourself fighting with your closest buds to get in line.
...You're more than happy to risk your very soul for another chance to chop up Flesh hounds.
...You'd be considered a violent schizophrenic if you were human - but you'd slap around anyone who called you that.
...You consider any non-eldar wearing power-armor to be a big sissy.
...All you have to look forward to in your old age is becoming a ghost within your own armor.
...You're the one who flips off the Imperial Inquisitor, behind his back (or in front of it if you're REALLY ballsy), when he comes to visit the Dark Library.
...You fondly remember the day you first could withstand two wounds.
...You'd happily ditch that missile launcher for... a pistol and a skull-themed bola.
...Imperial Guardsmen are always comparing you to dairy products, for some stupid reason.
...You get testy when you think that Eldar SCOUTS are the ones on the "Path of Danger" - You'd be only too happy to show them what REAL danger is.
I gotta cut down...
Tom Beliech
badmoon@southeast.net