Cahila Mensa Kry

This is not my own work - I downloaded it from somewhere... (It's still very good though.) The author was supposedly Neil Crankshaw.

Warning: This contains a funny Hero, do not take it seriously.

In the search for overly powerful and cheezy characters, there is no need to look further than Kahila Mensa Kry, the bloody handed bad loser. These stats are only approximate, and may be modified by personal experience.

	M    WS   BS   S   T   W   I   A   Ld   In   Cl   WP
	Any  10   10   10  10  10  10  10  10   10   10   10

Note: Although a score of 10 has been entered across the board, this is only in the interest of game balance. They are, in reality, shockingly higher.

Special Attacks

Cry of Frustration - all other players must save or retire for drinks (or both).

Tears of Rage (Treat as acid rain - they will be very bitter).

Sweeping Hand of Adolescence (all figures, characters, vehicles and most scenery, along with any food and drink, sucked into the warp/dustbin).

Special defenses

Due to some childishly silly assault and battery laws, this figure can seldom be harmed. Bummer.

Other special features

Will be found in the presence of ANY army that is run by anyone younger than about 15.

Points value: 500

Unlike other characters, this is the number of points needed to NOT have Kahila Kry. Spend these points on coke and sweets to keep it away.