Warhammer Music


This is not my own work - I downloaded it from somewhere... (It's still very good though.)
Good morning all you beastmen, muties, heretics, and other teeming trillions throughout ALL the homeworlds. This is Cassius Kasem with the morning show. Got something special foryou this morning music fans so stay tuned... Seems our good buddies over at the local Forge World just uncovered an ancient data core system containing mostly late 2nd millenium popular music from Earth! We're going to be preempting our usual morning programming of the 475 Most Popular Hymns of the Ecclesiarchy to bring you some samples of this musical find before it gets stamped out by the Inquisition... And they're all dedications!

To our stalwart lads of the Adeptus Astartes: "Disposable Heroes" by Metallica.

To all you effete Eldar, it's "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club.

And of course, for all those Farseers, Librarians, and Weirdboyz out there, it's "Veteran of the Psychic Wars" by Blue Oyster Cult.

To the minions of Slaanesh, we'll be doing a special Lords of Acid chronology later this afternoon.

For Tzeentch, we're gonna play the Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again."

Father Nurgle gets this special, very warm (and fetid) dedication of "Come Together" by the Beatles.

For the Space Wolves, "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin.

To our most beloved and beneficient Emperor, who we hope won't get too cheesed off by this show, it's a double-header: "More Human than Human" by White Zombie and "Jerusalem" as performed by two hundred thousand Penal Legionaires (we threw this one together on short notice, so we had to use cattle prods to get a lot of those high notes).

And last but not least, for the one and only Tyranid Hive Mind, we dedicate "Bugs" by Pearl Jam.

Stay tuned to WHMR--radio for the forty-first millenium.